Some of the popular youtube miami river boat video channels film here, and the luxury yacht that you see has a full nightclub sound system quadding out over the water, dropping heavy bass, and ringing out through all the high towers from Brickell to Downtown.
Sound travels across the river clear as day, and all day long you can see party people having the time of their lives as they hit the Biscayne Bay for the boat-life of their dreams.
It's a great sight to behold all those excited people drinking, and dancing, and smiling.
Tons of good looking half naked people out there shaking it one boat after another for hours and hours and past dark into the sunrise.
Lots of butts and thongs, natural and enhanced proportions of all shapes and sizes, every complexion from every nation on earth, and chiseled faces rising from muscle armed hot guys lifting sexy ladies in bikini tops bursting with bouncing, buxom, boobies, baby.
And plenty of regular everyday boaters as well going fishing, sandbarring, rafting, floating, snorking, diving, etc.
But the funniest thing i saw out there this last week was a megayacht full of rich people quiet as a gag order, sitting around texting, no laughs, no drinks, no food, no music, no fun.
Nary a smile, not even a peep.
It wasn't a funeral boat, but they were dead in the water. Lifeless frozen fish with blue glare stares, big face watches, heavy gold, and gloomy, doomy dispositions.
The video guys didn't film them. I didn't take any pictures. The other riverwalk watchers on the sidelines were unimpressed.
The boat itself looked sad to be dragging those lamesters out to sea. Even the captain seemed to be considering a jettison of their bad energy via a plank-walk snack pack for the tarpon, cuda, sharks, and ravenous seafloor.
Looked like they had everything anyone ever wanted, but nothing was ever enough; and that's why even though they had everything, it was like they had nothing at all.
People on boats viewed from shore are totally exposed in the diamond glint of the burning sun reflecting off the water. High pressure sodium chloride, salt water Hollywood ring light.
Pretty interesting.
As they cruised past, i said "Boooorrriing" loud enough for the statues up on the drawbridge to hear and then i could see the passengers, stuck on their little floaty island absorbing everything i said, knowing it was true, and looking like they all woulda rather been on shore, instead of stuck with each other, woulda rather been anywhere else in the world than that multimillion dollar megayacht, with a pack of no-funs, even though they had all the funds in the world
Now that, was funny.