Adios first quarter.
Just a couple of years ago we were all laughing and having a good time.
Now, on the brink of global nuclear annihilation by our own stupidity and allegedly smartest people on earth want us all to stop thinking and hand over reins to a lying machine.
Gotta admit, pretty funny in a dark comedy sort of way. Here are the top ten Stupefications of 2026 so far.
10. "look maxin" - apparently the height of masculinity these days is looking and acting like a girl. As I write this, Chuck Norris stopped breathin' R.I.P.
9. Chinese Peptides - all the dumshit logic of anti-vaxxing with twice the yearlong subscriptions to unregulated chinese compounds in your veins
8. Anti-abortion stem cell therapy users - You know your bum elbow just got shot up with a million aborted fetuses right?
7. Long range 18 wheeler rigs that only go 500 miles - Do not drive these on the coastline, fresh sea air and lithium ion are a bad combo
6. Billion dollar valuation companies that have never made a profit - one of the stupidest results of unamerican economic corruption yet. I make more money than they do, let me get a hundred fifty million dollar line of credit rite quik
5. Men with dicks fighting as girls with tits, and anti-trans people who consume testosterone - You're all the same trans, hilarious. Pac Man and Ms. Pac Man are one and the same, google it
4. Dumb White Anti-ICE Wannabe-Martyrs - You are going to get yourself killed. Keep it peaceful and stay outta the way and you'll be protected by the u.s. constitution
3. $200 billion dollar ask from the govt for war with Iran - so fuckin stupid what a dam waste you gotta be damn kidding me the budget is absolutely fucked thanks
2. No dick having big alcohol so afraid of weed - get the fuck outta here dumbass, you're drunk
1. Government defiance over watchdog journalism - they keep on complaining until they need it. Freedom of the press is more constitutionally protected than any effort to undermine it