Adios first quarter.
Just a couple of years ago we were all laughing and having a good time.
Now, on the brink of global nuclear annihilation by our own stupidity and allegedly smartest people on earth want us all to stop thinking and hand over reins to a lying machine.
Meanwhile the oldest cities on earth are being destroyed and residential suburbs are more dangerous military targets than any battlefield.
Gotta admit, pretty funny in a dark comedy sort of way. Other than the abject misery of pain strife and agony. War what is it good for. Here are the top ten Stupefications of 2026 so far.
11. Witholding Pay - Paying ICE Agents to Work Airports while Not Paying TSA Agents To Work Airports is Incredibly Stupid Red Tape Wasteful Dummie Cap Decisionmaking - False Scales Are An Abomination say Proverbs
10. "Looknapkin" - apparently the height of masculinity these days is looking and acting like a girl named Cruvicula or something. As I write this, Chuck Norris stopped breathin' R.I.P.
9. Chinese Peptides - all the dumshit logic of anti-vaxxing with twice the yearlong subscriptions to unfiltered chinese compounds in your veins
8. Anti-abortion stem cell therapy users - You know you're injecting aborted fetuses right?
7. Long range 18 wheeler rigs that only go 500 miles - Do not drive these on the coastline, fresh sea air and lithium ion are a bad combo
6. Billion dollar valuation companies that have never made a profit - I make more money than they do, let me get a hundred fifty million dollar line of credit rite quik
5. Chicks With Dicks and Steroid Guys taking opposite hormones for same opposite reason and don't see their similarities - Hilarious. Pac Man and Ms. Pac Man are one and the same
4. Dumb White Anti-ICE Wannave-Marpers - You are going to get yourself killed. Keep it peaceful and stay outta the way and you'll be protected by the u.s. constitution if you wanna protest feel free it's america
3. another $200 billion dollar ask from the govt for war with Iran - so fuckin stupid what a dam waste you gotta be damn kidding me the budget is absolutely fucked thanks
2. No dick having Big Alcohol so afraid of weed - get the fuck outta here dumbass, you're drunk
1. Government defiance over journalism - they keep on complaining until they need it. Freedom of the press is more constitutionally protected than any effort to undermine it