USA Central Command is located in Tampa, Florida, just found out
They must be busy eating cuban sandwiches, smoking bats, and goin to comedy shows no doubt, instead of beating a stone age adversary in what shoulda been a one week war
Now it's nothin but a one weak war
How fuckin lame is that
Here's my suggestion:
International disputes should be decided by one hundred individual bouts of rock paper scissors in a circle of fire with everybody watching live in a stadium
Loser cleans the world's mess up for a year
Every seven years, reset the clock -- maybe moral bankruptcy falls off on a standard economic timeline, but probably not
Some debts just keep on growing
Whenever twenty dollar Chinese toys started dropping 80 million dollar fighter jets, we probably should have stopped building fighter jets
Maybe fighter jet manufacturing contracts are what it's really all about and every time one gets blown out the sky, you can hear our own dumbass contractors cheering at raytreon HQ from a half a world away
Critical thinking used to be a strong point in America, but the new popular consensus is that reading, writing, and arithmetic are stupid; and the idiot's confidence in the wages of greed for a couple of bones are the new baal of rites
They're wrong...
Fortunately lemmings are known to walk off cliffs in a pack, meanwhile the tortoise and the hare both finish the race and guess who wins in the end
The people on the sidelines pointing the lemmings to the edge
Don't be a lemming
Get the fuck outta here with that shit ya dumbass idiots
If trump hates Iranian leadership so much, he should just invite them to a party at the bottom of the ocean and send a fleet of limos to drop them off
Then take all the old magazines off each landfill in America and drop a box of Penthouse over every city north of whoremooze
Boughtaboom, too easy
Spread eagle wins again
How's that for a hot box of summer rain
The second amendment was not written for the purpose of foreign wars, it was written for the U.S. Citizenry's Bill Of Rights of the United States Constitution
Millions of People here are getting hungry and getting angry, not at Iran, and that is an objective statement
Hungry people do a lot of loopy shit when it gets too hot out, and a hundred million hungry angry people here at home is a war that can't be won in a sandbox overseas
A hundred billion dollars worth of bullshit tech that don't even work is a loser's folly
If our weapon spending correlated to success on the battlefield, we woulda won already and been done with it
Who was the dork that made us lose in Vietnam and why is all we will ever remember is what a lame duck he was
Tell the bagels and locks get a damn clue, the monopoly was over the second that the chutes and ladders showed up to call the game parcheesie then the chinese checkers got involved and started throwing darts and now the game's all on the floor waiting for a bag of beans to fly through the air, what's the risk of a battleship when a fat bunch of hungry hippos are playing twister at the ATM
Corn hole
Ass To Mouth
Human sent to pee'd
There is no profit on their books, it's all bullshit
Thank goodness for freedom of speech
G Bless America