War and Bombs are Lame


USA Central Command is located in Tampa, Florida, just found out

 

They must be busy eating cuban sandwiches, smoking bats, and goin to comedy shows no doubt, instead of beating a stone age adversary in what shoulda been a one week war

 

Now it's nothin but a one weak war

 

How fuckin lame is that

 

Here's my suggestion: 

 

International disputes should be decided by one hundred individual bouts of rock paper scissors in a circle of fire with everybody watching live in a stadium

 

Loser cleans the world's mess up for a year

 

Every seven years, reset the clock -- maybe moral bankruptcy falls off on a standard economic timeline, but probably not

 

Some debts just keep on growing 

 

Whenever twenty dollar Chinese toys started dropping 80 million dollar fighter jets, we probably should have stopped building fighter jets

 

Maybe fighter jet manufacturing contracts are what it's really all about and every time one gets blown out the sky, you can hear our own dumbass contractors cheering at raytreon HQ from a half a world away 

 

Critical thinking used to be a strong point in America, but the new popular consensus is that reading, writing, and arithmetic are stupid; and the idiot's confidence in the wages of  greed for a couple of bones are the new baal of rites


They're wrong...

 

Fortunately lemmings are known to walk off cliffs in a pack, meanwhile the tortoise and the hare both finish the race and guess who wins in the end


The people on the sidelines pointing the lemmings to the edge


Don't be a lemming

 

Get the fuck outta here with that shit ya dumbass idiots

 

If trump hates Iranian leadership so much, he should just invite them to a party at the bottom of the ocean and send a fleet of limos to drop them off

 

Then take all the old magazines off each landfill in America and drop a box of Penthouse over every city north of whoremooze

 

Boughtaboom, too easy 

 

Spread eagle wins again

 

How's that for a hot box of summer rain 

 

The second amendment was not written for the purpose of foreign wars, it was written for the U.S. Citizenry's Bill Of Rights of the United States Constitution

 

Millions of People here are getting hungry and getting angry, not at Iran, and that is an objective statement

 

Hungry people do a lot of loopy shit when it gets too hot out, and a hundred million hungry angry people here at home is a war that can't be won in a sandbox overseas

 

A hundred billion dollars worth of bullshit tech that don't even work is a loser's folly

 

If our weapon spending correlated to success on the battlefield, we woulda won already and been done with it 

 

Who was the dork that made us lose in Vietnam and why is all we will ever remember is what a lame duck he was 

 

Tell the bagels and locks get a damn clue, the monopoly was over the second that the chutes and ladders showed up to call the game parcheesie then the chinese checkers got involved and started throwing darts and now the game's all on the floor waiting for a bag of beans to fly through the air, what's the risk of a battleship when a fat bunch of hungry hippos are playing twister at the ATM

 

Corn hole

 

Ass To Mouth

 

Human sent to pee'd

 

There is no profit on their books, it's all bullshit

 

Thank goodness for freedom of speech

 

G Bless America