America is at war with Iran and that's a fact
Toohrong'z soulless despotic and scuzzmuck leaders are worth less than a low down dirty cess pool of piss soaked rags and dumfucksterupidism
I'm not into war, but they're the enemy of the USA nation whether I like it or not, so that means I'm fighting for the USA
Bombs don't kill terrorisms though, they just turn it into propaghanda
The Uranian psycho tyrant damnatollah's are so busy making drones they gotta be watching pirate file neckflitz movies while they work
They're not good time sheiks from the people's tribes, they're shit-stain pip squeaks with a sweeter side
Those blood-mug dung beetles should be easier to swat than a fly off camel shit at an oasis for a barbecue, but they're not
Sure we've got heavy metal
But those subterranean spelunkers are buried so deep cave-side, we'll need more than a bunker buster
They've got a thousand miles of Zagros Mountains covering a fifth of their rocky country
We gotta strike their diabolical diabetical diastolical weakness
Coca Cola
Hit the bastardos right in the sweet tooth
Find their caterer, find the caterer's purchaser, get a mole to sell a deal on wholesale sugar
Arab trader's can't resist a haggle on a deal
Cut the ingredients with benzo's, not fentanyl, you don't wanna kill the bakers
Sandtrap their candy packs and let those sweet-treet loving idiots doom their selves in the comfort of their sugar date shacks
They're a bunch of sally anne jump drive screen-face video heads
Those inside traitors have a greenish tint of pale from all the crt screen tube light tannins to their stonebound tomb like camping forts
Custom booby trapped USB entertainment jump drives with hidden gsm and SIM cards could turn their widescreen plasma tv's into microphones that can text live ai transcripts over long distances
2.4ghz wifi can travel through stone cave walls a foot at a time
Send a ten mile long fiber optic line on an autonomous sand spider wiggle drone the size of a matchbook to plant mesh repeaters
Hide tags and sensors in the false bottoms of lotions and wet wipes
Use a limestone rock to tag a javascrip enabled QR code into the side of a mountain that's already festooned in foreign writing and point it to an SQL pak inflection when a phone cam scanz it
tell centcom to ask those amazon firestick and i think landline hackers who took over slack from a hotel room between trial hearings how to do it, they could probably destroy iran from a red proof inn in tampa for the cost of time served and unlimited taco bell and mountain dew code red
Hold the lettuce