What’s Wrong with Brickell Key Bridge

 

 

Florida

 

Salt water wins every time

 

No bridge or building or concrete or even limestone is ever truly safe from the ravages of ocean plus time

 

Apparently even rich people are subject to nature

 

Take a look at Brickell Key

 

Just a short bike ride over a scenic bridge 

 

They knocked over a Mandarin Oriental on the island and they're building a new one

 

Those conez

 

They been up for years — i been seeing them 

 

Brickell Key is pretty nice, but it isn’t asnew as all the new condos 

 

It’s a man-made island anchored to the floor of Biscayne Bay at the mouth of the Miami River and it took one guy a lot of work to get through all the red tape to create it

 

Nowadays, the whole east coast from Miami to NYC is full of high tower condos on the ocean

 

Even Deerfield Beach, who'da thought

 

They better not let the bridge to Brickell Key or else that island built by one guy will be stuck out there by itself

 

And like Hemingway said, “No man is an island”

 

And nine outta ten bankers don't wanna kayak to work 

 

For who the bridge conez